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  THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF   The night I lost you                            Someone pointed me to                                                               the five stages of grief.   “Go this way,” he said,                                “it’s easy,                                            like learning to climb                                                                           stairs after an amputation.”   And here are the steps.   Follow me.   DENIAL was the first step.       I got out of bed and went to the kitchen.   I set the table for two.   I passed the toast to                you—you just sat there.   I passed the paper to you—you hid behind it.   This caused anger to rise up.   ANGER was the second step to be climbed.       Anger seemed more familiar.   I burned the toast, snatched the paper and read the headlines myself;            it mentioned your departure so I moved up to the next step.   BARGAINING was the next ste

  SIN DEFECT RECALL       The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, provides factory–authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.   The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.   There is no additional fee required.   The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R.   Once connected, please reload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.   Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, who is the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will place it with: 1.     Love 2.     Joy 3.     Peace 4.     Patients 5.     Kindness 6.     Goodness 7.     Faithfulness 8.     Generalist 9.     Self-control         Please see the operating manual, the B.   I.   B.   L.   E.   (Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.             WA

      Newsletter November 2020 Robert Lindenberger 3325 3 rd  Avenue Mims, Florida  32754 321-368-7184 expas65@yahoo.com   We walked, and we said, "Aww!" And we walked some more saying, "Oh! And aww! And a "look look here!" and a "look look there!" with more "oohs!" and "awws!" Then we stopped, and the lights went out.   We were six miles under the earth in Monmouth Cave, Kentucky.   It was dark enough that we couldn't see a hand raised in front of our eyes.   Complete blackness!    We stood there in that darkness, but the silence was deafening.   My heart started racing in my chest, and I was sure other people could hear it thump. Finally, what seemed like an eternity, the lights came back on, and everyone clapped and screamed, "Praise the LORD!" (Bible belt).   That was an experience I shall never forget. Another horrific time in my life was visiting my son and watching him die of ALS's horribl