SIN DEFECT RECALL

 

SIN DEFECT RECALL

      The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, provides factory–authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.  The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.  The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please reload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, who is the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will place it with:

1.    Love

2.    Joy

3.    Peace

4.    Patients

5.    Kindness

6.    Goodness

7.    Faithfulness

8.    Generalist

9.    Self-control

 

      Please see the operating manual, the B.  I.  B.  L.  E.  (Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

     

      WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without correction avoids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.  For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

 

      DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.  The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.  Thank you for your attention!                                                                                       --God

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

 

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